Too funny — I found an Anti-Aquarius group on Douban, and the name left me very very very very very very curious. The first thought that flashed through my mind (and the last one before I clicked the link at thunderclap speed — no time to cover your ears, never mind steal a bell): slip in and take a look…

Weird, though — why be anti-Aquarius?

I opened the most recent post, “So what signs are all you anti-Aquarius people?? Sound off!“ and… major Orz —

- -# Aquarius guy drifting by

-..- Bottle girl zipping past

Aquarius

Bottle crawling through

Bottle girl… anti-bottle guy

Aquarius @_@
I already told you I’m a punk

Mwahahaha~~~ so many of our own people here~~~~ how is that even?!?!

Bottle girl

……

Every single reply is from an Aquarius… Did Aquarius people start this group and just name it this on purpose? These days, with soft articles running rampant — did I just walk into a soft tissue?

Reading the other posts, I sweat even harder.

Actually there’s no need to count, seems like we’ve got a sightseeing thread

Most people here are Bottles = =

Actually this place was taken over by Aquarius folks a long time ago, OP. You’re late to the party. I’m Aquarius — I come by every day to watch everyone argue themselves into a frenzy

Hahahaha

We’re not the hot-tempered ones

This group has already been occupied by Aquarius

Sigh — they know perfectly well that Bottles are curious, and they still go and name it this…

The group owner has really lost to us…

^_^

Bottles are a quirky, mischievous bunch — try to prank a Bottle, and you’ll very easily end up pranking yourself…